Her Head Hurts

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Mike and Mike is unbearable this mornin'.

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Yes, I am bitter.

New York, congrats. And good night.

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These players are the most unexcited World Series winners I've ever seen.

Douchebuckets someone said? Yes.

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Durbin, my dear, really.. it would be okay with me if you just happened to have a couple of wild pitches and took some of these Yankees out.

I wouldn’t hold it against you.

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I can't even get a fucking decent internet connection.

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herheadhurts:

$1,300 (guesstimate) seminar.

$600 for a 45-minute flight to Atlanta.

$200/night hotel room for three nights.

$45 beef.

I mean, come the fuck on Buckhead [hotel name redacted].  Profeshunal people pay a lot of fucking money to get here.  Could you at least give us a decent internet connection???

It’s not the one offering free BBQ from 11-2 on Friday is it? Because that’d really suck (the BBQ is “open to the public” and free) if that’s what they spent their room fees on.

And don’t be too jealous. I only know about the free BBQ because while I live in Midtown, I work in Buckhead.

Negatory on the free BBQ.

And full disclosure, I would never pay this much money to come down and get stuck in traffic and buy expensive cheap beer.  My firm is very good to me.

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I can't even get a fucking decent internet connection.

$1,300 (guesstimate) seminar.

$600 for a 45-minute flight to Atlanta.

$200/night hotel room for three nights.

$45 beef.

I mean, come the fuck on Buckhead [hotel name redacted].  Profeshunal people pay a lot of fucking money to get here.  Could you at least give us a decent internet connection???

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Bottom of the fourth. Yankees 4, Phillies 1.

(via inothernews)

Boo.

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EVERYONE'S ACCENT IS THE SEXIEST IN THE WORLD.

(via inothernews)

There’s a reason I don’t do RTMTs.  I was born and raised in Arkansas.  Currently reside in Tennessee.  In a yum yum rice and noodles body.  Use your imagination.

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Dear Phillies, I don't like y'all.

But I loathe the Yankees more.  Please win.  Thatisall.

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if I go get moar beer I'll just drink it.

bowlingalleylawyer:

wait, whut?

Yes, ma’am.

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now I feel like getting more beer.

(via bowlingalleylawyer)

Thou shalt never go wrong with more beer.