July12009

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When I woke up, I put two contacts into one eye.

Happy Wednesday.

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So here's a girly question: Are Loews and Home Depot basically the same thing?

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore:

What I’m really asking is if I need to buy some wood and have it cut for me, can I do this just as easily at one place as the other, or is one a better bet for wood purchasing/cutting?

(I’m not wrong in assuming that someone will cut some wood for me somewhere, right?)

Stick with Home Depot.  Jimmie Johnson (driver for the #48 Lowe’s Chevrolet) is a bitch.

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Who are you calling a kittykat?

lickystickypickyme:

My pal Karishma challenged me to a No Coffee Day. At first I didn’t consider it. I mean, No Coffee? Are you insane, my friend? (she also mentioned no pink or orange pants…but that’s peanuts). No coffee is another ballgame.

And then she says: “Can you accept a challenge? Or are you too much of a kitty kat meow for that?”

And that sent my Rocky Balboa spirit trough the roof. It’s going to be a NCWTSMDFIBIAMNKKDI* day.

*No Coffee Wednesday This Sucker Might Die From It But I Am No KittyKat Damn It

Oh, hell.  Watch out for the wrath of Licky.

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aw fuck. I just did a no no

bowlingalleylawyer:

big

huge

no no

but I did it.

What’d ya do??

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gunstreetgirl:

girlinport:carlovely:

broken social scene - anthems for a seventeen-year-old girl

(xojoshua)

gah. i had to reblog it. this song is too painful and relatable not to.

And my obligatory Canada Day contribution.

Plays: 326

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I just got FOUR final papers emailed to me from my college students!

bowlingalleylawyer:

it is after midnight- should I count them as late?

heh heh

HA!  I used to do the same damned thing.  Be nice.  They were probably just up the night before too late drinking too many beers and then woke up later than they they intended.

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bigjon:

Awesome Things | 004

Festival Balls

I love mortar fireworks. Saturday night, it’s on.

I am a fan of all things pyrotechnical.  ESPECIALLY fireworks.

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No, really. July 4th is my favorite holiday because of all the fireworks.

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L calls me a snob for shopping at Trader Joe's, but I think he is missing the value and the quality.

sistermarymartha:

I love TJs.

Me, too.  And unfortunately, Memphis doesn’t have one.  However, J and I go back to Nashville a lot, and when we do, I bring a huge cooler and stock up.  Love, love, LOVE TJs!

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mutations:

synecdoche:

wait, really? jeff goldblum is dating the chick from lost? in my head, i’m already convinced that the island from lost is isla nublar from jurassic park so this is just silly.

isn’t she twenty-something?  And he’s fifty-something, I’m sure of it.

Way to creep me out, Goldblum.

Not-so-secret secret:  Older men turn me on.  I don’t know what it is, but really, older men are just plain sexy — including Jeff Goldblum.

And yes, J knows I think his dad is hot.

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rickankielsmustache:

You may have noticed that the Cardinals aren’t giving me anything to talk about lately so here is a picture of a picture of Rick Ankiel with facial hair.

(via katie schenk)

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Albert Pujols is a robot

shorterexcerpts:

That’s my theory.

Some robotics people got together with Bill James a few years back, and created the world’s first android: designed specifically to play baseball at insanely high levels.

Beast.

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foodlebrities:

Snow Conan O’Brien

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anniebgood:

So it turns out that an affinity for things like big sunglasses and koozies are genetic.

My grandmother, Lake LBJ, 1977.

Grandma has killer abs.

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(Superpoop)

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GPOYW

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A woman is pulled from near the Center Street dam by construction worker Jason Oglesbee on Tuesday. A man who was with the unidentified woman died in the Des Moines River. A rescue team from the Des Moines Fire Department tried several times to rescue the woman but could not get close enough to her. (via Andrea Melendez/The Register)

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Yes, I think construction workers are hot, too.

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Boggle -- Jeff Goldblum and poop.. sweet goodness.

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Official Posters of the Vancouver 2010 Games

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mercurypdx:

gkojax:jinakanishi:gkojax:jinakanishi:

ダイエットの常識 - 「性格と肥満の関係」社交家は肥満、心配性「やせ」多いtomisima

o_O

Baahaha!  Love it.

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Me and Dog

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Who is it. Who is causing this.

hurricane-k:

sistermarymartha:

My cycle is no longer a cycle but an arbitrary attack of the red menace.

(Actually, I am not mad- just surprised. Y so erly?)

I went off of bc and now I haven’t had a period in, uh, 5 maybe 6 weeks. But I’m not preg, trust.

Perhaps I should call my doctor.

Blergh.  I was actually thinking of coming off of my bc, ‘cause before, I was actually VERY regular.  So regular, I could pencil in a two to three day period six months in advance when I knew it would start.  However, I convinced myself to get on it, ‘cause I was persuaded that it would help with my hellish, must-visit-ER-it-hurts-so-bad cramps.

The cramps are better, but my cycle is most certainly NOT regular.  And this.. makes me angry.  But yeah, hearing all this shiz about getting off of it makes me uneasy.

TMI.  Deal with it, bitches.

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"MENSTRUATION. I NEED IT. "

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hurricane-k

The woman speaks truth.

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These are the lovely men who deal with my hormones on a daily basis. Bless their hearts.

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Why Men should Run Shirtless || SeriousRunning.com »

J swears that he runs faster without his shirt on.  I would just like to look at my shirtless men.

Just be sure to wear sunscreen.  Thatisall.

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All of the partners at this firm are slowly getting new laptops. I can only hope their employees will be next..

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(simple + pretty)

I want this.  Two things, though:  1.  I’m not the entertaining type.  2.  I don’t cook.

I wonder if I could just stick this in the bathroom and put rolled up wash cloths in it.  Clean thy filthy self!!!

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It's a lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with

sedatedm:

youuuuuuuu!

You hoooo!!

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Y’all, this is from WAY back.  When I say WAY back, think closer to 8+ years back?  Sure.

Anyway, who knew a bunch of stupid college girls could make Andy so scared??

Location:  Memphis Racquet Club

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Tumblaaarrrr... that sucked.

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nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:

My cousin is a fishing guide in southern kentucky.  In case you’re wondering, this photo hasn’t been shopped.  That fish is real, and he caught it.  Because he is awesome.

Tell your cuz that’s a badass striper.  Nice.

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I Dog wants to go outside and play.

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Chinese is SO much better eaten as leftovers. YUM.

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Friend in Little Rock just brought home two pug pups.  This is one of them.  Try not to aww all at once.

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Hey NashvilleNMM, this car is driving around in your city.  If you see it, HONK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

Fail.

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anniebgood:

These crackers are SO good

Yes, yes.  Triscuits = very addicting.

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mercurypdx:

gkojax:

jinakanishi:

И.Тапир: Здоровье и Земледелие - Знакомьтесь, Соц-артiro

This is why I stop drinking after three Vodka Martinis

Is it okay to say that I can’t stop laughing at this?

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Beagle. On Dog Whisperer. NOW.

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Hell. The Cards game is blacked out. Again. Fuck you, ESPN and all your fucking black-outs.

Go Cards